Joke of the day........

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Eynsham Red Oct 2021 8:55pm, 20 Oct 2021 8,101 posts	0 Eynsham Red My wife found a stud in 1979, then she married him 😉
Jason1969 Oct 2021 12:54pm, 22 Oct 2021 12,882 posts	0 Jason1969 If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
Diogenes Oct 2021 12:57pm, 22 Oct 2021 63,735 posts	0 Diogenes I don't do or say any of those things. Makes me wonder who the father of my kids is?
Jason1969 Oct 2021 10:59am, 24 Oct 2021 12,883 posts	0 Jason1969 Fried insect legs are the bees knees.
Mushroom Oct 2021 11:46pm, 24 Oct 2021 1,943 posts	0 Mushroom Did anyone see my recent chiropractic joke on here? It was about a week back..
Big Al Widepants Oct 2021 9:51am, 25 Oct 2021 4,754 posts	0 Big Al Widepants My lawyer friend proved I'm related to the lead singer of U2. And, he did it on a pro-Bono basis.
Big Al Widepants Oct 2021 9:52am, 25 Oct 2021 4,755 posts	0 Big Al Widepants I've volunteered for the skiing team. Seemed the descent thing to do.
Sigh Oct 2021 7:08pm, 25 Oct 2021 10,448 posts	0 Sigh My wife's complained that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold flowers.
larkim Oct 2021 9:55am, 26 Oct 2021 15,877 posts	0 larkim A man walks into a brain shop to buy a brain. He goes to the sales assistant and says "Hello, I'd like to purchase a new brain". The clerk replies with "Sure, here are some of our brains we have on sale" "Here's the brain of a physicist, 5 pounds." "Here's our second deal for today. The brain of an anti-vaxxer, 10,000 pounds". The man, completely confused, asks "Why is the brain of an anti-vaxxer more expensive than of a physicist?" "Because it's never been used"...
Diogenes Oct 2021 11:20am, 26 Oct 2021 63,844 posts	0 Diogenes Bill Withers' son, Bear, writes hold music.