Joke of the day........

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UltraDunc Nov 2021 5:20pm, 2 Nov 2021 13,641 posts	0 UltraDunc 🤪
Mountkeen Nov 2021 6:16pm, 2 Nov 2021 479 posts	0 Mountkeen While I was working in a chocolate factory one of the team fell into a vat of chocolate. Someone started to climb into the vat to save our colleague. I told him "Billy don't be an Aero."
Diogenes Nov 2021 6:42pm, 2 Nov 2021 63,994 posts	0 Diogenes When I was a kid I got a nut stuck in my ear and I had to go to hospital. No one could get it out until this one doctor poured some melted chocolate on it. My mum thought he was crazy, but it soon came out a treat.
Diogenes Nov 2021 7:09pm, 2 Nov 2021 63,995 posts	0 Diogenes WHERE'S THE FUCKING LID FOR MY FUCKING BIRO!? Sorry about that… I've got a lot of pen top frustration at the moment.
Mountkeen Nov 2021 10:05am, 3 Nov 2021 480 posts	0 Mountkeen Do you remember that chiropractor joke I told? It was about a week back...
richmac Nov 2021 11:19am, 3 Nov 2021 16,828 posts	0 richmac From the JCC gig Ever notice how marriage is like a game of cards? You start of all hearts and diamonds, by the end you just want club and a spade.
daz1927 Nov 2021 11:02am, 4 Nov 2021 6,041 posts	0 daz1927 Prince Andrew is the only Royal doing his bit to combat climate change by refusing to fly to the USA.
Jock Itch Nov 2021 9:49pm, 5 Nov 2021 13,589 posts	0 Jock Itch What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean.
Sigh Nov 2021 6:49am, 6 Nov 2021 10,499 posts	0 Sigh I bought a lettuce from a small local grocery store called Mommas & Papas. I can't eat it because all the leaves are brown.
NDWDave Nov 2021 10:37pm, 7 Nov 2021 15,937 posts	0 NDWDave As heard at the Reading half Come on Dave! Come on Bob! Come on…?