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57.5 Degrees of Pain Nov 2021 4:32pm, 8 Nov 2021 8,015 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain A shark is teaching his kid how to hunt and eat humans: He says "Look son, first you swim full speed at the human but at the last second, you turn away. Then you swim at him fullspeed again, but again at the last second you swim away. Then you can go back and eat the human." The son looks confused and asks, "But dad, why don't we just go and eat the human the first time?" Dad shark replies "Well, you can, but they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first!”
Mushroom Nov 2021 7:24pm, 8 Nov 2021 1,976 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom My Grandad was complaining the other day about the price of things. "£1.50 for a cup of tea? £2 for 3 custard creams??" "Listen Grandad. You decided to pop round - I didn't invite you.. "
Mountkeen Nov 2021 2:47pm, 9 Nov 2021 481 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen In an attempt to get more exercise, I signed myself up to a group called 'Extreme Walkers'. But it turns out they just eat lots and lots of packets of crisps
Ocelot Spleens Nov 2021 4:40pm, 9 Nov 2021 32,251 posts	Quote Pin Ocelot Spleens TRAVEL WARNING A Cadbury’s chocolate lorry as collided with a lorry containing Lego on the M6. Police are saying the road is Choc a Block.
Mushroom Nov 2021 6:09pm, 9 Nov 2021 1,977 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom
richmac Nov 2021 7:10pm, 9 Nov 2021 16,873 posts	Quote Pin richmac In an attempt to get more exercise, I signed myself up to a group called 'Extreme Walkers'. But it turns out they just eat lots and lots of packets of crisps In an update a milk tanker collided into the back of it all, police are looking for a 200 pound eclair.
Mushroom Nov 2021 7:54pm, 9 Nov 2021 1,978 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I have a phobia of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Mr. K. Nov 2021 8:13pm, 9 Nov 2021 3,696 posts	Quote Pin Mr. K. I dressed up as a screwdriver this past Halloween. It wasn't the best costume but I still turned a lot of heads.
Jason1969 Nov 2021 12:31pm, 11 Nov 2021 12,888 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Buckets on ropes. They go down well.
JRitchie Nov 2021 1:31pm, 11 Nov 2021 2,703 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie A short guide to chromosomes XY. = Male XX =. Female YYY = Delilah