Joke of the day........

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Jason1969 Nov 2021 11:15pm, 7 Nov 2021 12,886 posts	0 Jason1969 Not as many superheroes in Cape Town as I expected.
Jason1969 Nov 2021 8:49am, 8 Nov 2021 12,887 posts	0 Jason1969 "Thanks for calling the Voodoo doll helpline, please enter your pin."
richmac Nov 2021 10:40am, 8 Nov 2021 16,860 posts	0 richmac The people on the suppository helpline aren't very nice
Derby Tup Nov 2021 10:43am, 8 Nov 2021 52,623 posts	0 Derby Tup I wonder if the arachnophobia helpline has a web site
richmac Nov 2021 10:45am, 8 Nov 2021 16,862 posts	0 richmac I wanted to buy some timber off the web. Took me ages to log on.
Diogenes Nov 2021 10:57am, 8 Nov 2021 64,181 posts	0 Diogenes There's no need to make an appointment at the sperm bank as they know you will be coming.
Eynsham Red Nov 2021 12:43pm, 8 Nov 2021 8,163 posts	0 Eynsham Red They prefer it if you’re not early though 💦🧽🪣
Derby Tup Nov 2021 12:48pm, 8 Nov 2021 52,625 posts	0 Derby Tup
JRitchie Nov 2021 12:57pm, 8 Nov 2021 2,695 posts	0 JRitchie The new football referee course is taking bookings.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Nov 2021 1:09pm, 8 Nov 2021 8,011 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain The new football referee course is taking bookings. Thanks for flagging this. I've sent off for a place.