Joke of the day........

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Mountkeen Sep 2021 9:37am, 14 Sep 2021 476 posts	0 Mountkeen My girlfriend has just been diagnosed with diabetes and pollen allergy; I've tried all sorts to cheer her up, flowers, chocolates...
Pou Pou LePhoõk Sep 2021 5:49pm, 14 Sep 2021 3,809 posts	0 Pou Pou LePhoõk Richard Ashcroft has a severe gluten allergy, but still enjoys the occasional slice of bread. In a recent interview he said, 'I know I shouldn't, but it's a bit of wheat sin for me'.
Jason1969 Sep 2021 7:19pm, 14 Sep 2021 12,878 posts	0 Jason1969 A friend asked me which was my favourite vampire. I told him I liked the one from Sesame Street. "He doesn't count." "I can assure you he does."
Jason1969 Sep 2021 11:59pm, 14 Sep 2021 12,879 posts	0 Jason1969 Burglars are getting very clever these days. My wife woke me up and whispered "There's someone in the kitchen." I spent five minutes downstairs before I remembered I don't have a wife.
Pothunter Sep 2021 9:34am, 15 Sep 2021 4,727 posts	0 Pothunter My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess
larkim Sep 2021 9:56am, 15 Sep 2021 15,396 posts	0 larkim [Wow, that Richard Ashcroft one took a while to drop with me]
TomahawkMike Sep 2021 11:53am, 15 Sep 2021 3,320 posts	0 TomahawkMike [I had Google Richard Ashcroft, but it was then staring me in the face what the joke referred to]
Nellers Sep 2021 11:56am, 15 Sep 2021 38,992 posts	0 Nellers Oh! That Richard Ashcroft! I’ve caught up now. Very good.
AndyS Sep 2021 5:30pm, 15 Sep 2021 495 posts	0 AndyS With all of the sporting events that have been cancelled, there are plans to screen the World Origami Championship. It'll be on paperview.
Cheg Sep 2021 5:36pm, 15 Sep 2021 3,455 posts	0 Cheg Sorry to disappoint andy. But I heard that tournament was folding.