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Diogenes Sep 2021 8:27am, 12 Sep 2021 62,754 posts	0 Diogenes These river jokes can get in the sea.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Sep 2021 9:52am, 12 Sep 2021 7,670 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain I'm sick to the gills with this. We need some allt-ternative or the thread will crash and burn. I'll brook no more puns, we need to get beck to the usual stream of jokes!
Cheg Sep 2021 9:53am, 12 Sep 2021 3,443 posts	0 Cheg I used to like this thread but the quality of the jokes has really been watered down lately.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Sep 2021 10:26am, 12 Sep 2021 7,673 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Emma Raducanu. Proof that not all Brits are afraid of a US court.
mr d Sep 2021 4:33pm, 12 Sep 2021 5,278 posts	0 mr d My tennis opponent wasn't happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
Eynsham Red Sep 2021 7:16pm, 12 Sep 2021 7,936 posts	0 Eynsham Red I LOVE that ^^^
K5 Gus Sep 2021 8:32pm, 12 Sep 2021 4,660 posts	0 K5 Gus Q. What do you call a girl that stands half way up a tennis court ? A. Annette
Bazoaxe Sep 2021 8:40pm, 12 Sep 2021 20,849 posts	0 Bazoaxe Q. What do you call a girl that obscures views through windows ? A. Annette Curtain
Sigh Sep 2021 8:48am, 13 Sep 2021 10,163 posts	0 Sigh When Miley Cyrus dances around nearly nude and licks a hammer, it's called art. When I do it, I get kicked out of B&Q.
Eynsham Red Sep 2021 10:28am, 13 Sep 2021 7,937 posts	0 Eynsham Red [But I bet your dance is a lot funnier Sigh]