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Maclennane Oct 2020 8:11pm, 23 Oct 2020 25,946 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane We keep complaining about this thread turning into a series of poor puns But it happens ptarm and ptarmigan
run-forest-run Oct 2020 8:13pm, 23 Oct 2020 3,181 posts	Quote Pin run-forest-run Totally sick of idiots letting fireworks off early, it’s still October for goodness sake!!! My cats are going mad and keep knocking the Christmas tree over!
Bazoaxe Oct 2020 8:33pm, 23 Oct 2020 18,003 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe I had a Pelican curry last night. It was lovely. But the bill was huge.
richmac Oct 2020 11:21pm, 23 Oct 2020 14,487 posts	Quote Pin richmac I had a Berber curry, just like a normal one but a little otter.
richmac Oct 2020 11:21pm, 23 Oct 2020 14,488 posts	Quote Pin richmac *Berger ffs
richmac Oct 2020 11:24pm, 23 Oct 2020 14,489 posts	Quote Pin richmac Beever ffffffsssssss
Nellers Oct 2020 12:47am, 24 Oct 2020 37,426 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I thought that was a chicken Tarka that was a little 'otter.
Pothunter Oct 2020 4:17pm, 24 Oct 2020 3,158 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter I've got some racing geese for sale if anyone fancies a quick gander
TBR (TheBeardRunner) Oct 2020 5:11pm, 24 Oct 2020 2,478 posts	Quote Pin TBR (TheBeardRunner) Toucan play at this game. Sorry, I'll get my dovecote....
PK Oct 2020 5:19pm, 24 Oct 2020 349 posts	Quote Pin PK We need to be careful or this thread will get pigeonholed.