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Nellers Oct 2020 4:06pm, 23 Oct 2020 37,420 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Stop hogging the thread with animal puns. That's just shellfish!
Diogenes Oct 2020 4:17pm, 23 Oct 2020 54,129 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes anus
mushroom Oct 2020 4:23pm, 23 Oct 2020 1,294 posts	Quote Pin mushroom Look, I'm not doing it on porpoise...
Diogenes Oct 2020 4:35pm, 23 Oct 2020 54,130 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I'm glad there haven't been any jokes about large antelopes as no gnus is good gnus. Sorry, I was bitten by a ladder
JRitchie Oct 2020 4:54pm, 23 Oct 2020 1,968 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie Animone of this and I'll call the moderator.
richmac Oct 2020 5:51pm, 23 Oct 2020 14,483 posts	Quote Pin richmac I'm writing this comment just for the halibut
Dave_K Oct 2020 6:00pm, 23 Oct 2020 905 posts	Quote Pin Dave_K Oh for F**ks Hake
richmac Oct 2020 6:08pm, 23 Oct 2020 14,485 posts	Quote Pin richmac I've been squirrelling away these puns for years
Binks Oct 2020 7:23pm, 23 Oct 2020 8,037 posts	Quote Pin Binks I could tell you about a virgin pilot whale. Made a right mess on my landing.
Derby Tup Oct 2020 8:04pm, 23 Oct 2020 47,331 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup