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swittle Oct 2020 9:16pm, 17 Oct 2020 68,833 posts	Quote Pin swittle [^ Worthy of Roger Irrelevant, in 'Viz'.]
Nicholls595 Oct 2020 1:44pm, 18 Oct 2020 22,498 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 The answer is simple, you can never have too much gravy
Stander Oct 2020 9:08am, 19 Oct 2020 131 posts	Quote Pin Stander Anus
Diogenes Oct 2020 9:16am, 19 Oct 2020 53,972 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [please, not those two words so close together]
mushroom Oct 2020 2:54pm, 19 Oct 2020 1,282 posts	Quote Pin mushroom I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course. I really want to cancel, but I'm struggling to get out of it...
Stander Oct 2020 12:05am, 20 Oct 2020 132 posts	Quote Pin Stander They said just a mask was needed to go into tescos. They lied. Everyone was was also wearing clothes.
Stander Oct 2020 12:06am, 20 Oct 2020 133 posts	Quote Pin Stander At the tescos checkout there was a big X for me to stand on. I’ve seen too many episodes of Road Runner to fall for that one.
Stander Oct 2020 12:08am, 20 Oct 2020 134 posts	Quote Pin Stander If I’d have known in March that this would be my last time in a restaurant, I’d have ordered desert.
Red Squirrel Oct 2020 7:28pm, 20 Oct 2020 21,605 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel bbc.co.uk
richmac Oct 2020 7:59am, 23 Oct 2020 14,481 posts	Quote Pin richmac So they are testing for Covid at sewage treatment works now. That's gotta be the most depressing job, you'll soon be just going through the motions