for an ad-free Fetcheveryone experience!

Joke of the day........

12 lurkers | 506 watchers

richmac Oct 2020 6:29am, 27 Oct 2020 14,500 posts	0 richmac Mushroom, of your mates accepts defeat will he throw his hand in?
colindglen Oct 2020 10:01am, 27 Oct 2020 986 posts	0 colindglen
Diogenes Oct 2020 10:21am, 27 Oct 2020 54,221 posts	0 Diogenes [Love it!]
richmac Oct 2020 11:26am, 27 Oct 2020 14,502 posts	0 richmac Question mark isn't needed
GordonG Oct 2020 10:11am, 28 Oct 2020 8,371 posts	0 GordonG I thought my wife was joking when she said she got annoyed because I kept on mucking up jokes about songs by the Monkees. Then she got the last train to clarksville.
Jock Itch Oct 2020 10:58am, 28 Oct 2020 13,327 posts	0 Jock Itch last line should read.....'and then I saw her face!'
HappyG(rrr) Oct 2020 11:17am, 28 Oct 2020 36,236 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) [so a different last line than the one expected Jock... ? Hmm. Think that might be how jokes work?! G ]
Derby Tup Oct 2020 11:42am, 28 Oct 2020 47,425 posts	0 Derby Tup Get me a crocodile sandwich . . . and make it quick is an old favourite of mine
Old Croc Oct 2020 11:48am, 28 Oct 2020 32,366 posts	0 Old Croc
Derby Tup Oct 2020 11:52am, 28 Oct 2020 47,426 posts	0 Derby Tup Haha