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Mouseytongue Oct 2020 4:56pm, 29 Oct 2020 6,119 posts	0 Mouseytongue [The Good The Bad & The Ugly?]
Diogenes Oct 2020 5:40pm, 29 Oct 2020 54,319 posts	0 Diogenes [ah, yes, that works much better]
Jason1969 Oct 2020 10:01am, 30 Oct 2020 12,798 posts	0 Jason1969 My dog's got no nob. How does it make love? It's a bitch.
GregP Oct 2020 10:23am, 30 Oct 2020 123,438 posts	0 GregP Nellers 37,426 - yes, indeed.
Diogenes Oct 2020 7:29pm, 30 Oct 2020 54,360 posts	0 Diogenes My grandfather worked for the intelligence services in the war, seconded to the British Library. It was a big hush-hush job.
M1nty Oct 2020 9:49am, 31 Oct 2020 623 posts	0 M1nty What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2!
dUNKle Nov 2020 6:26pm, 1 Nov 2020 34 posts	0 dUNKle Knock knock! Who`s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery!
dUNKle Nov 2020 7:07pm, 1 Nov 2020 35 posts	0 dUNKle I’ve trained my dog to bring me a glass of wine .. he’s a Bordeaux Collie
McGoohan Nov 2020 7:40pm, 1 Nov 2020 47,271 posts	0 McGoohan I once got so drunk I fixed a dartboard to the ceiling... Spent the rest of the night throwing up!
Big_G Nov 2020 8:10pm, 1 Nov 2020 294 posts	0 Big_G [Stolen from facebook]. I once threw a Dutch shoe down my toilet. Clogged it.