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swittle May 2020 10:33pm, 9 May 2020 63,440 posts	Quote Pin swittle Is the 'y' needed? Asking for a friend. And yes, I laughed.
Dave W May 2020 4:01am, 10 May 2020 1,052 posts	Quote Pin Dave W Ohh, I get it now. Clever!! Funny?
JRitchie May 2020 8:54am, 10 May 2020 1,781 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie I know a legal joke Um. What’s yellow and looks good on a lawyer? A JCB.
ITG May 2020 11:15am, 10 May 2020 9,157 posts	Quote Pin ITG That's hate speech, that is, JRitchie. Swittle: as to the y, no probably not since we are mixing alphabets. In Greek, some vowel would be needed but then we could write the whole word in Greek transliteration: παιθον I now declare the joke well and truly deceased.
Derby Tup May 2020 11:18am, 10 May 2020 41,467 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I still don’t get it
fetcheveryone May 2020 11:24am, 10 May 2020 23,989 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone DT - ITG used 'п', which is the symbol for pi. In this font, it looks really similar to an 'n', and even on closer inspection, it looks more like a table than a pi symbol. I gave it a lol, with an accompanying squint
Derby Tup May 2020 11:30am, 10 May 2020 41,470 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Thank you I literally couldn’t see the shape of the ‘n’ on my phone screen, which was always going to make it a bit tricky
Badger May 2020 11:41am, 10 May 2020 12,229 posts	Quote Pin Badger I really thought it was an 'n' the first time. Otherwise I would have laughed.
Derby Tup May 2020 11:44am, 10 May 2020 41,473 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I laughed because I thought it was a typo and should have been pi-thon and / or one of those avoiding the obvious punchline jokes. A friend of mine used to love get me a crocodile sandwich and make it quick
DocM May 2020 11:54am, 10 May 2020 34,287 posts	Quote Pin DocM i read it as Nylon.....I had a vision of a snake in tights