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Binks May 2020 8:12am, 11 May 2020 8,008 posts	Quote Pin Binks Have you been locked out of your usual source of jokes Daz
daz1927 May 2020 8:29am, 11 May 2020 5,755 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I prefer to call it targeting your audience....
daz1927 May 2020 8:30am, 11 May 2020 5,756 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I often refer to the missus as my Trophy Wife. She's not good looking or anything, she's just got really massive ears.
Nicholls595 May 2020 9:36am, 11 May 2020 20,410 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 ...and a list of Previous Winners tattooed down her back?
Diogenes May 2020 10:17am, 11 May 2020 48,433 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes ...regularly fiilled with cheap fizz and paraded from an open-topped bus?
Jock Itch May 2020 12:41pm, 11 May 2020 13,220 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Been reading back to some of the old posts over 10 years ago. Some of the jokes on there would get a straight red these days. Times have changed. Daz was a legend and everyone was loving his jokes.
Derby Tup May 2020 12:54pm, 11 May 2020 41,545 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Now he’s a leg end
GordonG May 2020 1:20pm, 11 May 2020 8,128 posts	Quote Pin GordonG I thought that was Paul McCartney's ex wife
Diogenes May 2020 1:23pm, 11 May 2020 48,446 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes (Please forgive me for this but wasn't the joke something like Heather McCartney Mills only married a legend because she didn't have one of her own?) Moderator - please remove.
Nicholls595 May 2020 1:28pm, 11 May 2020 20,413 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 ~ On a similar theme..... I remember Frank Skinner making a comment on a radio show (Hawksbee and Jacobs drive time on Talk Sport, so it must have been a looooong time ago) Anyway, for some reason the old actress Peggy Mount's name was mentioned and Frank said "I didn't realise we were talking about Paul McCartney's sex life?" ~ I'll get me coat