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Derby Tup
Derby Tup
May 2020
9:03am, 12 May 2020
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Derby Tup
I’ve just bought a Womble pepper grinder. It’s rubbish. Everything is either underground or overground
57.5 Degrees of Pain
57.5 Degrees of Pain
May 2020
12:20pm, 12 May 2020
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
What is the difference between pink and brown?

Pink is spotted between blue and black, brown is on the D between yellow and green.
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
May 2020
4:45pm, 12 May 2020
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Jock Itch
Miley Cyrus is on lockdown in Yorkshire.

She is currently twerking from home.
Dick!
Dick!
May 2020
7:30pm, 12 May 2020
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Dick!
Apparently, from Wednesday, you can play sport together, but only if you're all from the same family...

So Norwich v Ipswich is scheduled for Thursday, 8pm LIVE ON SKY
mr d
mr d
May 2020
8:01pm, 12 May 2020
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mr d
Old advert for Carrow Road:

"The only local venue that allows you to catch up with 20% of your relatives in one afternoon."
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:03am, 13 May 2020
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daz1927
I don't know how athletes are going to cope once the lockdown ends. Playing their sports in empty stadiums with not a single f***ing person watching.

Except women footballers. They'll be used to it.
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:07am, 13 May 2020
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daz1927
When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"

I replied, "Mmm...."
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:11am, 13 May 2020
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daz1927
“NO!!! FURFUCKSSAKE DON'T GO IN THERE MATE!!!" I bellowed at the top of my lungs at the good looking young man in the Black Tuxedo outside the Gothic Church on the TV.....

"What the fuck kinda Horror movie are you watching now you twisted old fart?" My wife quizzed me.....
"Our Wedding Video" I replied...
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
7:13am, 13 May 2020
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daz1927
They say charcoal settles the stomach.

Which is just as well since the wife's been cooking it's all I've had to fucking eat .
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
8:59am, 13 May 2020
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daz1927
My one ambition in life is to set myself more goals.

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