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Derby Tup May 2020 9:03am, 12 May 2020 41,601 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I’ve just bought a Womble pepper grinder. It’s rubbish. Everything is either underground or overground
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 12:20pm, 12 May 2020 5,667 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain What is the difference between pink and brown? Pink is spotted between blue and black, brown is on the D between yellow and green.
Jock Itch May 2020 4:45pm, 12 May 2020 13,223 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Miley Cyrus is on lockdown in Yorkshire. She is currently twerking from home.
Dick! May 2020 7:30pm, 12 May 2020 313 posts	Quote Pin Dick! Apparently, from Wednesday, you can play sport together, but only if you're all from the same family... So Norwich v Ipswich is scheduled for Thursday, 8pm LIVE ON SKY
mr d May 2020 8:01pm, 12 May 2020 3,654 posts	Quote Pin mr d Old advert for Carrow Road: "The only local venue that allows you to catch up with 20% of your relatives in one afternoon."
daz1927 May 2020 7:03am, 13 May 2020 5,759 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I don't know how athletes are going to cope once the lockdown ends. Playing their sports in empty stadiums with not a single f***ing person watching. Except women footballers. They'll be used to it.
daz1927 May 2020 7:07am, 13 May 2020 5,760 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?" I replied, "Mmm...."
daz1927 May 2020 7:11am, 13 May 2020 5,761 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 “NO!!! FURFUCKSSAKE DON'T GO IN THERE MATE!!!" I bellowed at the top of my lungs at the good looking young man in the Black Tuxedo outside the Gothic Church on the TV..... "What the fuck kinda Horror movie are you watching now you twisted old fart?" My wife quizzed me..... "Our Wedding Video" I replied...
daz1927 May 2020 7:13am, 13 May 2020 5,762 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 They say charcoal settles the stomach. Which is just as well since the wife's been cooking it's all I've had to fucking eat .
daz1927 May 2020 8:59am, 13 May 2020 5,763 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 My one ambition in life is to set myself more goals.