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May 2020
12:04pm, 13 May 2020
5,676 posts
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Is it time to revisit old traditions?
I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of carpentry for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.
l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing ...
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May 2020
12:14pm, 13 May 2020
36,235 posts
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Nellers
No, 57.5. It's not that time.
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May 2020
12:16pm, 13 May 2020
41,664 posts
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Derby Tup
I purposefully posted the classic Womble joke as a blocker to the Virgin pilot / carpenter (and to get away from the politics bollocks at the top of P 1810)
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May 2020
12:25pm, 13 May 2020
16,407 posts
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Bazoaxe
That must be a record for Daz with jokes posted and not one removed.
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May 2020
12:35pm, 13 May 2020
5,681 posts
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Ha, I foiled your dastardly plot to suppress TOTP Virgin joke regurgitation DT!
But I hope the juxtaposition of virgin and regurgitation does not give Daz any ideas...
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May 2020
1:09pm, 13 May 2020
5,764 posts
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daz1927
I can confirm that I will not be re-using the virgin/landing joke
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May 2020
1:09pm, 13 May 2020
5,765 posts
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daz1927
Nicola Sturgeon says exercising does not mean sunbathing....
Sunbathing?......Scotland?
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May 2020
1:43pm, 13 May 2020
5,766 posts
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daz1927
*EASTENDERS / CORRIE / EMMERDALE CAST*
Make use of all this spare time you have by learning how to act!
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May 2020
4:14pm, 13 May 2020
5,687 posts
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
We have a special kind of Scottish sunbathing daz. Only requires to be in the months April - August and brief sunshine. Temperature irrelevant:
1. Procure alcohol (preferably Buckfast).
2. Proceed to park.
3. Remove top.
4. Drink alcohol
5. Attempt to turn from blue to white.
If unsuccessful, repeat next time there is a glimmer of sunlight.
If successful, attempt the Holy Grail of turning lobster red 🦞.
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May 2020
4:41pm, 13 May 2020
24,331 posts
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Maclennane
Bucky's on the list of things to try when my shopping gets more exotic than what's available in Coop
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Mundane Joke Thread
Nov 2021