Joke of the day........

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TnoP May 2020 11:56am, 10 May 2020 2,331 posts	0 TnoP Imagine how excited barn owls were when humans invented barns...
Angus Clydesdale May 2020 12:01pm, 10 May 2020 17,953 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Eynsham Red May 2020 12:31pm, 10 May 2020 5,802 posts	0 Eynsham Red Thanks ITG. I got it and appreciated it 👍
Diogenes May 2020 12:53pm, 10 May 2020 48,413 posts	0 Diogenes If I’m honest I don’t really get the snake in tights joke, but I’m pretending to as all the clever people like it.
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 1:01pm, 10 May 2020 5,654 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain In an effort to bring the level of humour down to a less high brow level: A nurse manages to get into her bank just before it closes, after an 18 hour shift. She grabs a paying in slip and pulls a rectal thermometer from her bag. After failing to write with the thermometer, and seeing the look on the teller's face, she exclaims "That's all I need. Some arsehole's got my pen!"
richmac May 2020 1:03pm, 10 May 2020 14,014 posts	0 richmac ^bravo
Badger May 2020 1:31pm, 10 May 2020 12,230 posts	0 Badger Dio clearly only ever wears silk stockings.
swittle May 2020 2:38pm, 10 May 2020 63,469 posts	0 swittle I claim a Pyrrhic victory - since you choose to skip between cultures, ITG.
ITG May 2020 3:38pm, 10 May 2020 9,162 posts	0 ITG [Swittle: pæþon in Icelandic letters but we just call it kyrkislanga]
Derby Tup May 2020 4:07pm, 10 May 2020 41,489 posts	0 Derby Tup Anyone missing the pilot / decorator?