Joke of the day........

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Badger
Badger
May 2020
4:20pm, 10 May 2020
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Friend of mine who flies for EasyJet is not very busy at the moment, so offered to help with my decorating. Did a beautiful job of the landing four doors down on the wrong side of the street.
Badger
Badger
May 2020
4:20pm, 10 May 2020
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Badger
(And that's a no ;) )
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
May 2020
4:22pm, 10 May 2020
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Derby Tup
Did he charge you four quid for a cup of tea?
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
5:52pm, 10 May 2020
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daz1927
I hope the pubs open soon, I need to cut down on my drinking.
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
5:53pm, 10 May 2020
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According to PG Tips, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

So in the kitchen this morning, I slapped her on the arse and said, "two sugars fatty!"
Binks
Binks
May 2020
7:43pm, 10 May 2020
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Binks
Nicola Sturgeon has announced that Scottish people are now allowed to exercise more than once a day, lifting a restriction that has been in place since 1853.
57.5 Degrees of Pain
57.5 Degrees of Pain
May 2020
10:27pm, 10 May 2020
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Nah, plenty of folk up here get exercise running from the polis and fighting their mates ..
swittle
swittle
May 2020
10:28pm, 10 May 2020
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swittle
:)
Binks
Binks
May 2020
8:06am, 11 May 2020
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Binks
I think the Governments advice is spot on.

This country could do with more lerts.
daz1927
daz1927
May 2020
8:08am, 11 May 2020
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Why are Timpsons closed?

Surely they are key workers?

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