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Muttley Apr 2020 9:26pm, 20 Apr 2020 649 posts	0 Muttley Breaking news: The Flat Earth Society is worried that the 2-metre social distancing rule could push some people over the edge.
Groundhog Apr 2020 10:49pm, 20 Apr 2020 773 posts	0 Groundhog In hard times such as these it's good to get a bit of perspective on your problems. I tried an online therapy session for men with erectile dysfunction. Turns out it's no biggie.
swittle Apr 2020 10:50pm, 20 Apr 2020 62,754 posts	0 swittle [saucy!] ^
honestmackem Apr 2020 11:03am, 21 Apr 2020 428 posts	0 honestmackem 🎄 Only 36 claps to Christmas 🎄
Derby Tup Apr 2020 11:04am, 21 Apr 2020 40,249 posts	0 Derby Tup Awesome!!
Mountkeen Apr 2020 11:17am, 22 Apr 2020 414 posts	0 Mountkeen Now that we're living through a plague I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are of fat people laying on a couch
daz1927 Apr 2020 9:57pm, 22 Apr 2020 5,728 posts	0 daz1927 The Government's Furlough scheme has kicked in and now I am only receiving 80% of what I should be paid. I finally know what it feels like to be a woman
daz1927 Apr 2020 10:00pm, 22 Apr 2020 5,729 posts	0 daz1927 My daughter met a Swedish boy who's dad owns a hi-fi shop. Now she's banging Olaf's son.
daz1927 Apr 2020 10:02pm, 22 Apr 2020 5,730 posts	0 daz1927 “How's your new Thai girlfriend, Dave?" "How do you know her name?"
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