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Jock Itch Apr 2020 11:49am, 19 Apr 2020 13,201 posts	0 Jock Itch Bollocks
Binks Apr 2020 12:13pm, 19 Apr 2020 7,989 posts	0 Binks Ordered my 80 year old nan a rowing machine so she can stop being lazy and start making some damn money for the NHS
daz1927 Apr 2020 4:09pm, 19 Apr 2020 5,727 posts	0 daz1927 To the tw@t who stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will find you.. You have my word!
colindglen Apr 2020 4:12pm, 19 Apr 2020 461 posts	0 colindglen I heard a rumour that Cadbury's are bringing out a covid-19 chocolate bar. It could be a Chinese wispa
richmac Apr 2020 4:19pm, 19 Apr 2020 13,912 posts	0 richmac I suppose that's one outlook Daz
colindglen Apr 2020 4:30pm, 19 Apr 2020 462 posts	0 colindglen Excel lent Daz
mr d Apr 2020 6:17pm, 19 Apr 2020 3,633 posts	0 mr d
Markymarkmark Apr 2020 11:51pm, 19 Apr 2020 11,178 posts	0 Markymarkmark {well, Mr d...... thedailyjaws.com } Funnier if it wasn't true!
mr d Apr 2020 1:54pm, 20 Apr 2020 3,634 posts	0 mr d More aimed at Florida or Fuckedintheheadida as it should probably be known now MMM. Anyway now for another piss poor stolen joke ... I imagine writers of apocalyptic fiction are feeling pretty stupid for failing to predict how much people wanted a haircut.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 1:59pm, 20 Apr 2020 40,197 posts	0 Derby Tup I was on holiday in Sydney and saw this bloke with a didgeridoo playing Dancing Queen. I thought, that's Abba-riginal