Sign In or Create Account

Help
Search

Sign In

or

Register

for an ad-free Fetcheveryone experience!

Joke of the day........

506 watchers

Derby Tup Apr 2020 8:18pm, 18 Apr 2020 40,090 posts	0 Derby Tup I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 8:19pm, 18 Apr 2020 5,629 posts	0 Eynsham Red Well counted DT 😀
Derby Tup Apr 2020 8:26pm, 18 Apr 2020 40,091 posts	0 Derby Tup T’was a fluke
Diogenes Apr 2020 8:26pm, 18 Apr 2020 47,602 posts	0 Diogenes His new career could really take-off
Derby Tup Apr 2020 8:28pm, 18 Apr 2020 40,093 posts	0 Derby Tup Always handy to brush-up on new skills
Diogenes Apr 2020 8:30pm, 18 Apr 2020 47,603 posts	0 Diogenes He’s also been doing a bit of taxiing.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 8:37pm, 18 Apr 2020 40,096 posts	0 Derby Tup Maybe he can gloss over his recent exploits
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Apr 2020 8:48pm, 18 Apr 2020 32,352 posts	0 ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ I sued Virgin Atlantic for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
Diogenes Apr 2020 9:02pm, 18 Apr 2020 47,608 posts	0 Diogenes My father refused to fly Virgin. He said he wouldn’t go on a plane that didn’t go all the way.
Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:05pm, 18 Apr 2020 40,098 posts	0 Derby Tup I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .

About This Thread

Maintained by PhatButFit

Related Threads

Mundane Joke Thread Nov 2021
Fetch Body Parts Nov 2011
Three words before sex Oct 2024
The joke punchlines thread Jul 2024
Bosoms! Dec 2021
What have you asked Alexa today? Nov 2021
Innuendo of the day... Nov 2011
Things non-runners say Mar 2023
JUST SAY NO Oct 2024
Is this really a thing? Apr 2024

fun
jokes
sofa

Back To Top

Tag A User

To tag a user, start typing their name here:

X

Free training & racing tools for runners, cyclists, swimmers & walkers.

Fetcheveryone lets you analyse your training, find races, plot routes, chat in our forum, get advice, play games - and more! Nothing is behind a paywall, and it'll stay that way thanks to our awesome community!

Get Started
Click here to join 113,955 Fetchies!

Already a Fetchie? Sign in here