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Binks Apr 2020 4:17pm, 15 Apr 2020 7,984 posts	0 Binks It only doesn't shine when I walk into an orphanage
TomahawkMike Apr 2020 4:19pm, 15 Apr 2020 2,808 posts	0 TomahawkMike (I saw this once before and didn't really get it..I must be missing something I think)
Markymarkmark Apr 2020 5:17pm, 15 Apr 2020 11,139 posts	0 Markymarkmark {TM, if you go far enough back in this thread you will find comments about jokes, referencing anuses, orphanages, and ladders. Not very funny in some ways, but a reference to the unfunniness of some more recent jokes!}
GordonG Apr 2020 5:39pm, 15 Apr 2020 8,087 posts	0 GordonG (TM, as MMM says, you could do that but blimey that'd be boring even during a lockdown! )
TomahawkMike Apr 2020 6:42pm, 15 Apr 2020 2,810 posts	0 TomahawkMike (thanks guys, I will skip it,😄
Muttley Apr 2020 8:34pm, 15 Apr 2020 640 posts	0 Muttley OK, now I get the lamp joke ... was it worth it, I ask myself ...
jda Apr 2020 9:11pm, 15 Apr 2020 7,091 posts	0 jda de-lighted for you.
Jock Itch Apr 2020 9:58pm, 15 Apr 2020 13,194 posts	0 Jock Itch The new Nightingale hospital in Glasgow has been renamed... ICU Jimmy
Dochart Apr 2020 4:58am, 16 Apr 2020 1,060 posts	0 Dochart I tried to donate blood yesterday - never again! Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
Old Croc Apr 2020 10:18am, 16 Apr 2020 30,921 posts	0 Old Croc I bought a jumper on line that was full of static I complained. They sent another one free of charge