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Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:05pm, 18 Apr 2020 40,099 posts	0 Derby Tup Anus
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Apr 2020 9:07pm, 18 Apr 2020 32,358 posts	0 ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Peaked too early, DT?
Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:19pm, 18 Apr 2020 40,101 posts	0 Derby Tup Crashed and burnt
Seratonin Apr 2020 9:20pm, 18 Apr 2020 28,984 posts	0 Seratonin I woke up this morning, walked out of the bedroom and there was a 747 at the top of the stairs. One of the kids had left the landing light on!
Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:24pm, 18 Apr 2020 40,102 posts	0 Derby Tup What sound is made when an airplane hits a trampoline? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
daz1927 Apr 2020 9:53am, 19 Apr 2020 5,725 posts	0 daz1927 My attractive next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line . I nearly shit her pants....
daz1927 Apr 2020 9:58am, 19 Apr 2020 5,726 posts	0 daz1927 Some people only write lockdown because they can't spell kwarinteen.
dUNKle Apr 2020 10:09am, 19 Apr 2020 14 posts	0 dUNKle Someone keeps pushing Lego bricks through my letterbox. I don’t know what to make of it
Derby Tup Apr 2020 10:38am, 19 Apr 2020 40,129 posts	0 Derby Tup
Jock Itch Apr 2020 11:49am, 19 Apr 2020 13,200 posts	0 Jock Itch I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .