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Sigh Mar 2020 8:51am, 16 Mar 2020 5,749 posts	Quote Pin Sigh
Jason1969 Mar 2020 1:59pm, 16 Mar 2020 12,785 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I was in the bank the other day when two guys came in wearing masks. Everyone started to panic until they said "This is a robbery." And we all calmed down.
Pothunter Mar 2020 6:48pm, 16 Mar 2020 2,162 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter Just been to a local supermarket. Saw a guy whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, toilet roll soaps, everything that people need!! So I told him off and gave him a low down about the elderly and mums-to-be who need these types of things. Told him he should be fking ashamed of himself! He said: “That’s all well and good but I work here. Can I carry on filling the shelves now?”
Dillthedog Mar 2020 9:20pm, 16 Mar 2020 3,683 posts	Quote Pin Dillthedog My mate confessed to me that he has a weird habit of colouring in the tops of people’s arms... I think he was just looking for a shoulder to crayon...
g1ngerrevolution Mar 2020 12:12pm, 17 Mar 2020 8,860 posts	Quote Pin g1ngerrevolution I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back. No-one laughed. But eventually, they all got it.
SjohnA Mar 2020 12:30pm, 17 Mar 2020 34 posts	Quote Pin SjohnA fetcheveryone.com/gallery-showphoto.php?id=112552
Jock Itch Mar 2020 12:45pm, 17 Mar 2020 13,178 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch ^^
Derby Tup Mar 2020 1:02pm, 17 Mar 2020 38,768 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Must have been gutted not to get a full set!
Fragile Do Not Bend Mar 2020 1:10pm, 17 Mar 2020 5,545 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend Actually, it's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France; otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Rosehip Mar 2020 7:44pm, 17 Mar 2020 15,327 posts	Quote Pin Rosehip In Germany they prepared for the crisis by stocking up on sausage and cheese. It was the Wurst-Käse scenario. (nicked from a FB friend, thanks J)