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Gogsy! Mar 2020 10:45am, 13 Mar 2020 528 posts	Quote Pin Gogsy! Looks like Corona virus jokes are replicating too
GordonG Mar 2020 11:21am, 13 Mar 2020 8,031 posts	Quote Pin GordonG
Silent Runner Mar 2020 9:35pm, 13 Mar 2020 317 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner I went shopping for ancient Carthaginian artifacts today, but all the shelves were empty... Bloody Punic buying!
mattglen_ Mar 2020 10:58am, 14 Mar 2020 95 posts	Quote Pin mattglen_ Day 1 without football: had to spend time with the missus and I just found out she no longer works in Woolworths
K5 Gus Mar 2020 5:22pm, 14 Mar 2020 3,426 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus No flour in Scotland! When will we see sliced breid again? No Mother’s Pride for Your wee bit piece and jam No cheesey toasties (fur who?) Wur tartan army Just pictures of empty shelves Aye, blink again! Those days are past now But icy blast, it may remain But we might still drive (how?) Tae get tae Asda again And stand in queues there (Whit for?) Wur milk, breid an whisky, And carry them homewards Tae drink again...
Bazoaxe Mar 2020 6:05pm, 14 Mar 2020 16,058 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe great stuff Gus
Jock Itch Mar 2020 9:25pm, 14 Mar 2020 13,177 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Keith Richards’ dog has to fool him to eat by hiding his food inside his tablets
Eynsham Red Mar 2020 10:41am, 15 Mar 2020 5,421 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red No Roman Catholic services today as mass gatherings have been banned.
GordonG Mar 2020 2:27pm, 15 Mar 2020 8,036 posts	Quote Pin GordonG Have you noticed that since everyone has started washing their hands, the peanuts in the pub have lost their taste...
Groundhog Mar 2020 5:14pm, 15 Mar 2020 704 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog Day 2 without sports on tv. There's a woman on my sofa, apparently she's my wife.