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Maclennane Mar 2020 10:41am, 12 Mar 2020 23,597 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane A man has collapsed on the London eye Medics say he's slowly coming round
Eynsham Red Mar 2020 10:41am, 12 Mar 2020 5,412 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red He’s going to have plenty of time to play with (Rita) Wilson 🏀
Eynsham Red Mar 2020 10:42am, 12 Mar 2020 5,413 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red (Tom Hanks, not the guy on the London Eye).
Dick! Mar 2020 2:15pm, 12 Mar 2020 303 posts	Quote Pin Dick! Anyone else noticed that "Covid 19" sounds just like "come on Eileen " ....... you are welcome
GordonG Mar 2020 2:19pm, 12 Mar 2020 8,028 posts	Quote Pin GordonG bugger, i'm going to be singing that all afternoon now!
ITG Mar 2020 2:22pm, 12 Mar 2020 8,632 posts	Quote Pin ITG [check this out if you want a new earworm... washyourlyrics.com ]
Binks Mar 2020 2:45pm, 12 Mar 2020 7,951 posts	Quote Pin Binks Apparently the RB Leipzig goalkeeper has tested positive for COVID-19. Spurs players have been told they don't have to self-isolate as they went nowhere near him.
The Terminator Mar 2020 8:38pm, 12 Mar 2020 8,792 posts	Quote Pin The Terminator The World Health Organisation have confirmed that dogs cannot contract or spread Covid-19 and should be released from quarantine immediately. In short 'WHO let the dogs out'
peachy Mar 2020 7:28am, 13 Mar 2020 1,870 posts	Quote Pin peachy In light of recent of panic buying UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits. Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max. Tesco: 1 Hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls & 2kg rice. Co-op: 12 rolls toilet paper, 1Kg rice. Aldi: 2 Trumpets, 1 diving suit & a MIG welder.
bigleggy Mar 2020 10:08am, 13 Mar 2020 6,435 posts	Quote Pin bigleggy I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "What kills the Corona Virus?" She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner" I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here"