Joke of the day........

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Badger Oct 2018 11:00am, 15 Oct 2018 9,905 posts	0 Badger I'm appalled. You should grind the beans immediately before you use them.
FergusG Oct 2018 1:00pm, 15 Oct 2018 2,802 posts	0 FergusG Does anyone know if McGoohan has visited the USA recently.... news.sky.com
FatterITG Oct 2018 1:05pm, 15 Oct 2018 6,261 posts	0 FatterITG [I literally lolled but I am wondering if I would have laughed or been outraged had he said that about his women. Begins naval gazing.]
daz1927 Oct 2018 1:31pm, 15 Oct 2018 5,524 posts	0 daz1927 I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester yesterday. He had a Wigan address!
McGoohan Oct 2018 1:56pm, 15 Oct 2018 35,866 posts	0 McGoohan I was nowhere near that statue, nor the easy to climb fence that surrounds it.
Jock Itch Oct 2018 8:51pm, 15 Oct 2018 12,678 posts	0 Jock Itch Sir Cliff Richard is performing in Japan on the last leg of a very successful world tour. The audience go wild as Cliff asks them is there anything he can sing especially for them. "Tits and fanny!" screams the crowd. "I can't sing that," says Cliff, "I'm a devout Christian." "Tits and fanny!" scream the audience louder. "Oh, come on," says Cliff. "Tits and fanny!" scream the crowd. "Okay, okay," says Cliff, "but I don't know how it goes." "Tits and fanny ..." sing the audience in unison, " ... how reee ron't tralk errymore."
Derby Tup Oct 2018 9:02pm, 15 Oct 2018 27,205 posts	0 Derby Tup Oldie but goody
Mountkeen Oct 2018 11:23am, 16 Oct 2018 379 posts	0 Mountkeen Went to the barber yesterday and told the guy I wanted my hair cut like Tom Cruise. He gave me a cushion to sit on.
Jock Itch Oct 2018 5:00pm, 16 Oct 2018 12,679 posts	0 Jock Itch Does anyone know who starred alongside Meg Ryan in the film Sleepless in Seattle ? Thanks
Derby Tup Oct 2018 5:20pm, 16 Oct 2018 27,212 posts	0 Derby Tup T Hanks for the re-post