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Nellers Oct 2018 11:49am, 13 Oct 2018 33,198 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Add a space after the T of Thanks.
DocMoye Oct 2018 11:53am, 13 Oct 2018 24,541 posts	Quote Pin DocMoye ( thanks nellers....I was in the dark )
colindglen Oct 2018 11:55am, 13 Oct 2018 369 posts	Quote Pin colindglen Doh
Bazoaxe Oct 2018 12:09pm, 13 Oct 2018 13,525 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe Rubbish
Sigh Oct 2018 1:37pm, 14 Oct 2018 2,283 posts	Quote Pin Sigh Two men walk into a bar. The first one says "I'd like some H2O please." The second one says, "That sounds good, I'll have some H2O too." The second man died.
DocMoye Oct 2018 1:45pm, 14 Oct 2018 24,562 posts	Quote Pin DocMoye Will glass coffins catch on? Remains to be seen
Diogenes Oct 2018 1:59pm, 14 Oct 2018 30,803 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Wasn’t the inventor of Tupperware buried in an open casket because no one could get the lid on?
Diogenes Oct 2018 3:12pm, 14 Oct 2018 30,814 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes By the way, all my jokes are recyclable, apart from the odd throwaway line.
timaru Oct 2018 3:53pm, 14 Oct 2018 902 posts	Quote Pin timaru Sorry I must be a tad thick but I don't understand the H2o joke... any chance of making me feel a bit less thick.
swittle Oct 2018 3:56pm, 14 Oct 2018 50,758 posts	Quote Pin swittle timaru - chemical formulae. H20 is water but H202 is hydrogen peroxide, a bleach.