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Joke of the day........

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swittle
swittle
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10:26am, 9 Oct 2018
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swittle
Hehe! ^ :)
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Oct 2018
7:47am, 10 Oct 2018
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Jock Itch
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.

I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Oct 2018
5:49pm, 10 Oct 2018
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My South African friend said he'd bought me a kindle for my birthday, I was chuffed until he told me he'd got the matching Barbie as well.
Diogenes
Diogenes
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5:53pm, 10 Oct 2018
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I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me.
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Oct 2018
6:59pm, 10 Oct 2018
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My old maths teacher was arrested today.

In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler. He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.
Binks
Binks
Oct 2018
8:29pm, 10 Oct 2018
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I published a book about basements.

It made the best cellars list.
daz1927
daz1927
Oct 2018
9:33pm, 10 Oct 2018
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It's a good thing that sexual innuendo isn't a crime.

I'd definitely be going down!
daz1927
daz1927
Oct 2018
10:07pm, 10 Oct 2018
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The other day I was having a heated discussion with a feminazi at work about sex and casual relationships .........

She said "In this male dominated society if a woman sleeps with loads of men that makes her a slut, yet if you sleep with a load of women what does that make you?"

I replied "A slut maker?"
Diogenes
Diogenes
Oct 2018
10:15pm, 10 Oct 2018
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That’s not going to last, it doesn’t even have the benefit of being funny
daz1927
daz1927
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5:32am, 11 Oct 2018
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They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

They were wrong - so far I've made 2 jugs and a vase!

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