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K5 Gus Oct 2018 3:57pm, 14 Oct 2018 2,742 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus "H2O too" = H2O2 which is hydrogen peroxide
Cyclops Oct 2018 3:57pm, 14 Oct 2018 3,596 posts	Quote Pin Cyclops H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, which is a bleach and an oxidiser and dangerous to human health when drunk as it will cause tissue burns.
Derby Tup Oct 2018 4:29pm, 14 Oct 2018 27,187 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup ‘ Okay, so I do a bit of peroxide now and again . . . but I could stop, if I wanted too . . . fizz ‘
FergusG Oct 2018 5:34pm, 14 Oct 2018 2,800 posts	Quote Pin FergusG On that note... I’ve got a taste for brake fluid lately, but I’m not addicted - I can stop any time I want.
Silent Runner Oct 2018 5:47pm, 14 Oct 2018 272 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner I used to be addicted to mud-wrestling, but I've been clean for three years now.
Shortcut Cam Oct 2018 6:03pm, 14 Oct 2018 1,013 posts	Quote Pin Shortcut Cam I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Stander Oct 2018 10:04am, 15 Oct 2018 15,715 posts	Quote Pin Stander I like a cup of tea the same way I like my women. I don't care how they come, just as long as it's wet and warm
DocMoye Oct 2018 10:13am, 15 Oct 2018 24,585 posts	Quote Pin DocMoye maybe we need an adult only joke thread
Raemond Oct 2018 10:17am, 15 Oct 2018 995 posts	Quote Pin Raemond I like my men like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.
Stander Oct 2018 10:31am, 15 Oct 2018 15,716 posts	Quote Pin Stander I like the retort Raemond