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Nellers Oct 2018 6:30pm, 17 Oct 2018 33,236 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Enough now. Have a hearth. These jokes really aren't grate.
richmac Oct 2018 6:50pm, 17 Oct 2018 11,360 posts	Quote Pin richmac Oh i dunno, they lit me up
Nellers Oct 2018 6:55pm, 17 Oct 2018 33,237 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Let's make a clean sweep of these chimney jokes.
Seratonin Oct 2018 8:11pm, 17 Oct 2018 24,235 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin My chimney sweep didn't turn up yesterday. Apparently he's got the flue.
TomahawkMike Oct 2018 8:28pm, 17 Oct 2018 1,526 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike He should be fired.
FergusG Oct 2018 8:30pm, 17 Oct 2018 2,805 posts	Quote Pin FergusG Apparently he just soots himself.
Jock Itch Oct 2018 8:50pm, 17 Oct 2018 12,681 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Anus
daz1927 Oct 2018 8:55pm, 17 Oct 2018 5,525 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 My wife asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
JCB Oct 2018 1:38am, 18 Oct 2018 71 posts	Quote Pin JCB Have you heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Lies awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
richmac Oct 2018 5:49pm, 18 Oct 2018 11,362 posts	Quote Pin richmac ^Nooo not the long steam of dyslexic gags again! Toga party---> Goat just to simplify it