Joke of the day........

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Seratonin Oct 2018 9:02pm, 20 Oct 2018 24,281 posts	0 Seratonin Gosh a clean Day joke
Derby Tup Oct 2018 9:05pm, 20 Oct 2018 27,287 posts	0 Derby Tup Not only clean but daz came up with something actually quite funny
Sigh Oct 2018 2:04pm, 21 Oct 2018 2,296 posts	0 Sigh A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake"...? She can't hear him and shouts back, "What"...? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, "What"...? The man repeats his gestures, mouthing "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE"... The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch... Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one... Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the heck was that"...? She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"...
TomahawkMike Oct 2018 2:17pm, 21 Oct 2018 1,541 posts	0 TomahawkMike I was up all night worrying about where the sun was. And then it dawned on me.
richmac Oct 2018 3:51pm, 21 Oct 2018 11,372 posts	0 richmac I saw two crows on a branch. I thought it was an attempted murder
mushroom Oct 2018 9:21pm, 21 Oct 2018 996 posts	0 mushroom The urge for me to sing 'The lion sleeps tonight' is just a whim away..
richmac Oct 2018 10:54pm, 21 Oct 2018 11,375 posts	0 richmac I heard sting was working in an extraterrestrial Chinese takeaway. He's Woking on the moon
iRicey Oct 2018 11:54am, 22 Oct 2018 267 posts	0 iRicey I was having a bad morning, but the ceiling has just collapsed. I just don't need this on top of everything else.
Binks Oct 2018 10:12pm, 22 Oct 2018 7,827 posts	0 Binks There's one thing I hate about Halloween which is...
larkim Oct 2018 10:25pm, 22 Oct 2018 5,904 posts	0 larkim That took me a while!