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postieboy Oct 2018 9:32pm, 16 Oct 2018 5,468 posts	Quote Pin postieboy My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
swittle Oct 2018 11:07pm, 16 Oct 2018 50,797 posts	Quote Pin swittle
Diogenes Oct 2018 7:39am, 17 Oct 2018 30,898 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I saw the Chubby Checker biopic lat night. There was a great twist at the end.
mushroom Oct 2018 12:36pm, 17 Oct 2018 995 posts	Quote Pin mushroom I've just spent £300 on hiring a limo for the weekend, but apparently it doesn't pay for the driver. All that money and nothing to chauffeur it...
Binks Oct 2018 3:07pm, 17 Oct 2018 7,825 posts	Quote Pin Binks I'm selling a stack of chimney jokes. The first ones on the house.
Derby Tup Oct 2018 3:47pm, 17 Oct 2018 27,221 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup The sky’s the limit with chimney jokes
Derby Tup Oct 2018 3:54pm, 17 Oct 2018 27,222 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup But they’re all kind of rooted at home really
richmac Oct 2018 5:09pm, 17 Oct 2018 11,358 posts	Quote Pin richmac I try to keep abreast of them
Nellers Oct 2018 6:23pm, 17 Oct 2018 33,235 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Get home from work and all I get is chimney jokes! Stacks of 'em!
Derby Tup Oct 2018 6:28pm, 17 Oct 2018 27,224 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup There’s no smoke without fire