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Daft Olympic commentary

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Jul 2021
11:14am, 28 Jul 2021
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rf_fozzy
I was going to post some by the international feed commentator that's currently doing the table tennis on red button at the moment.

But in 5mins he's done so many, I can't keep up.
Jul 2021
2:17pm, 28 Jul 2021
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Dibble
I did like a comment about a Taekwondo competitor practicing at home with her parents. It brought to mind the image of her kicking her parents in the head in their living room.
Jul 2021
2:20pm, 28 Jul 2021
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Meeps
Sounds like our house and yes we all do tkd :-)
Jul 2021
9:36pm, 28 Jul 2021
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Carpathius
"... this pair, held together with industrial strength sticky tape, and the sticky tape doing a marvellous job..."
Jul 2021
11:31pm, 28 Jul 2021
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mr d
3 v 3 Basketball

'Currently the number 1 ranked player in the world ... according to the rankings.'
Jul 2021
6:15pm, 29 Jul 2021
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Weean
'it's like chess and kung fu combined. With a raquet.'

Table Tennis
Jul 2021
2:43pm, 30 Jul 2021
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GordonG
Women's 7s: she's slippery like an eel covered in oil
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Jul 2021
3:29pm, 30 Jul 2021
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JEB
From one of the swimming commentators,

'There has been finalists in all the finals'

Quickly amended to 'there has been brits in all the finals', but not before I had shouted at the radio!
Jul 2021
3:35pm, 30 Jul 2021
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GordonG
yeah, you tell em JEB :-)
Jul 2021
3:44pm, 30 Jul 2021
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stilldreaming
Shanazade Read commentating on bmx race .... "Come on Beth, all the way! All the way!" Very loudly and very, very enthusiastically. Thought she was going to self-combust!

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