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Daft Olympic commentary

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EvilPixie Aug 2021 2:14pm, 2 Aug 2021 26,938 posts	Quote Pin EvilPixie but they "don't have control" of that!
Mr. Grumpy Aug 2021 2:42pm, 2 Aug 2021 19 posts	Quote Pin Mr. Grumpy How about showing the women’s hockey on both streams? Definitely “got control of that”
Carpathius Aug 2021 8:18pm, 2 Aug 2021 21,025 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius Not official commentary, but from our sofa about yesterday's high jump. "Why do all the Australian athletes look like '70s porn stars?" "Well, that one's copied and pasted his eyebrows onto his top lip".
EvilPixie Aug 2021 9:16am, 3 Aug 2021 26,948 posts	Quote Pin EvilPixie On the BBC feed "records breaking quicker than a kitkat"
Dooogs Aug 2021 9:23am, 3 Aug 2021 7,020 posts	Quote Pin Dooogs [I'm still laughing about Brandon Starc's name, never mind his 'tache. Do you think his parents were big Game of Thrones fans? (and which Starc/k kid is Mitchell? Rickon?)]
Ocelot Spleens Aug 2021 12:37pm, 4 Aug 2021 31,584 posts	Quote Pin Ocelot Spleens The idiots in the studio on the BBC who do not know the difference between fluent and fluid. But especially when KJT was lying on the ground, achilles tendon strapped up, grimacing when the physio was manipulating it, then saying 'that's nothing to be worried about...' these people are paid lots of money.
Ocelot Spleens Aug 2021 12:39pm, 4 Aug 2021 31,586 posts	Quote Pin Ocelot Spleens what, what did you just say? A little bit of a limp situation after the high jump. please, please shut up.
Carpathius Aug 2021 5:09pm, 5 Aug 2021 21,030 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius "Any higher than that and you'd need an oxygen mask" "Jeff Bezos is jealous" (Skateboarding)
Sigh Aug 2021 6:42pm, 5 Aug 2021 9,946 posts	Quote Pin Sigh Men's omnium: "He attacked early, he got himself a cushion" Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Silent Runner Aug 2021 6:47pm, 5 Aug 2021 474 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner "There's Tortu from Italy. He can be quick." He's in the Olympic 100m. I think that goes without saying.