Daft Olympic commentary

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Carpathius Jul 2021 10:05am, 26 Jul 2021 20,988 posts	0 Carpathius Post your ridiculous Olympic commentary examples here. Today, I have heard "none of them want to finish outside the top three" And "That must be a new PB for her [swimmer], she looks out of breath though".
fetcheveryone Jul 2021 10:06am, 26 Jul 2021 26,323 posts	0 fetcheveryone Ooh, one from the 3x3 basketball yesterday: "They've only been playing for two minutes, but they are tireless"
Ness Jul 2021 12:36pm, 26 Jul 2021 16,291 posts	0 Ness 😂 They’re good. Will listen to the commentary more carefully now to try and catch some more gems!
Sigh Jul 2021 12:44pm, 26 Jul 2021 9,877 posts	0 Sigh "He has to be very explosive now" - presumably to differentiate from slightly explosive.
Sigh Jul 2021 1:33pm, 26 Jul 2021 9,878 posts	0 Sigh "The cushion that they had is slowly deflating".
Ness Jul 2021 1:34pm, 26 Jul 2021 16,294 posts	0 Ness LOL yes, Sigh, that one made me smile.
Mr. Grumpy Jul 2021 2:11pm, 26 Jul 2021 10 posts	0 Mr. Grumpy Not exactly daft, but it made me chuckle this morning: Yes yes yes yes yes… yyeeesss That’s it… that is it That is untouchable That is it, that is it That’s it, that’s it, that’s Olympic Gold, that’s Olympic Gold That is Olympic Gold Oh my goodness me Congratulations on finally getting the Gold, Tom!
CumbriAndy Jul 2021 2:16pm, 26 Jul 2021 2,485 posts	0 CumbriAndy From the taekwondo yesterday - in response to the effects mic picking up a coach telling his charge 'Don't look at the scoreboards' Commentator - 'That's right, the scoreboard can't kick you in the head' (or very similar)
Mr. Grumpy Jul 2021 4:20pm, 26 Jul 2021 11 posts	0 Mr. Grumpy On the women’s skateboarding: Victoria Sponge levels of consistency
Angus Clydesdale Jul 2021 9:42pm, 26 Jul 2021 22,979 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale Men's Triathlon. Commentator kept saying "he's got it now, not looking over his shoulder" and each time the Norwegian feller looked over his shoulder to check where our guy was! 🤣