Daft Olympic commentary

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Aug 2021
12:22am, 6 Aug 2021
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Chrisity
Sorting through some old papers, I found one with silly commentary from an old Olympics, probably 88 but maybe 84, that I had written down for some reason. I'll drip feed them in tomorrow.
"For the technically minded amongst you, the multiplying factor is 1"
Raymond Brookes-Ward (equestrian events)
Aug 2021
11:48am, 6 Aug 2021
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fetcheveryone
“Now the three are running as a pair” from Modern Pentathlon.
Aug 2021
12:58pm, 6 Aug 2021
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Chrisity
The crowd are giving him a round warm of applause - Alan Weeks
Aug 2021
2:06pm, 6 Aug 2021
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GordonG
Paula Radcliffe: - "Laura Muir's silver medal is kinda up there with Kelly Holmes' double gold"

er, no it's not.
Aug 2021
2:09pm, 6 Aug 2021
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Chrisity
At the moment we're just in the lead for second place - Raymond Brookes-Ward
Aug 2021
2:15pm, 6 Aug 2021
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swittle
'An enormous silver medal...' [Gabby] Looks a similar size to all the others to me...
Aug 2021
3:37pm, 6 Aug 2021
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Elsie Too
I'm catching up - also from Modern Pentathlon
"she's miles ahead - a good 50 meters"
Aug 2021
3:40pm, 6 Aug 2021
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Dooogs
(they are all really big medals this year, though - they look like coasters)
Aug 2021
3:41pm, 6 Aug 2021
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Elsie Too
Chris Hoy suggested they could be used as coasters
Aug 2021
5:34pm, 6 Aug 2021
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Chrisity
Fatima's had problems with her back, but she's been having some Chiropody on it - Ron Pickering

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