Daft Olympic commentary

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12:58pm, 27 Jul 2021
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swittle
[Ah, the joys in miscue analysis...]
Jul 2021
1:11pm, 27 Jul 2021
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Pothunter
It’s been a long and winding road for the Liverpool fighter
Jul 2021
1:31pm, 27 Jul 2021
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bigleggy
There was also 'There's a Liverpool Echo in this empty arena' (reference to the local newspaper'
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1:37pm, 27 Jul 2021
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swittle
:)
Jul 2021
9:56pm, 27 Jul 2021
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compartmental
The Victoria sponge one was the first thing that sprang to mind when I saw this thread 😂😂

Along with “if she’d just won the semi-final, she’d be in the final now” (taekwando)… yes, that is technically true. But she didn’t. So she isn’t.
Jul 2021
11:00pm, 27 Jul 2021
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Totriornottotri
I enjoyed "He is one of the few [rugby] sevens players without a neck"
Jul 2021
1:43am, 28 Jul 2021
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Cheg
“Breathing out their ears” those rowers really do give everything in their races.
Jul 2021
2:39am, 28 Jul 2021
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Cheg
When they say caught a crab. Do they actually mean they’ve caught a crab?
Jul 2021
9:10am, 28 Jul 2021
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Pothunter
Not exactly commentary but this from the BBC text (in the cycling TT)

Geraint Thomas has just been caught by Australia's Rohan Dennis, who went off 90 seconds behind him.

If you're new to time-trialling, that's a bit like being asked to follow-on in Test cricket.
Jul 2021
11:06am, 28 Jul 2021
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Cheg
I saw that pot hunter the worst analogy ever. It is absolutely nothing like that.

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