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Who Squares Wins!

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Daddy Shark May 2020 11:31am, 13 May 2020 356 posts	Quote Pin Daddy Shark Blimey funkyPOM, soften the blow!
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ May 2020 11:38am, 13 May 2020 33,203 posts	Quote Pin ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Paul? Dead? Noooooo!
Wriggling Snake May 2020 11:38am, 13 May 2020 26,658 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake My favourite Octops was that one on Horizon, that lived in some profs front room.... bbc.co.uk
fetcheveryone May 2020 11:39am, 13 May 2020 24,004 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone I thought he’d been a bit unresponsive of late.
McGoohan May 2020 11:40am, 13 May 2020 45,260 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Do you want to tickle his tentacles and see if he responds?
Pothunter May 2020 11:49am, 13 May 2020 2,368 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter Is it not Sharktopus moonlighting from the 700 thread where he is the resident motivator?
Lip Gloss May 2020 11:52am, 13 May 2020 40,310 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss You can leave our Sharktopus alone - he is staying safe and staying at home cause he prefers Nicola to Boris
ITG May 2020 11:56am, 13 May 2020 9,178 posts	Quote Pin ITG Has he gone to his holiday home in Balmoral? Oh wait, that was Prince Charles. Mere mortals are not allowed to go to their holiday homes.
Lip Gloss May 2020 12:00pm, 13 May 2020 40,314 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss No I think he is safely tucked up with her royal highness tness but they are being senible
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 12:24pm, 13 May 2020 5,679 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain Fetch: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Fetchies: Look, matey, I know a dead octopus when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. Fetch: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable cephalopod, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful tentacles! Fetchies: The tentacles don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Fetch: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! Fetchies: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Pauly Octopus! I've got a lovely fresh fish for you if you show... (Fetch hits the tank) Fetch: There, he moved! Fetchies: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the tank! Fetch: I never!! Fetchies: Yes, you did! Fetch: I never, never did anything... Fetchies: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO PAULY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes octopus out of the tank and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) Fetchies: Now that's what I call a dead octopus...