Joke of the day........

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Mountkeen 15 Dec 11:39pm, 15 Dec 2024 619 posts	0 Mountkeen I’m in big trouble if my workmates ever find out I don’t really have Tourette’s.
Mountkeen 16 Dec 9:53pm, 16 Dec 2024 620 posts	0 Mountkeen Last night I was so hungry I ate four cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti This morning I had a massive vowel movement.
Nellers 17 Dec 5:29am, 17 Dec 2024 44,357 posts	0 Nellers There's a rumour that a terrorist group have put explosives in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti. If it's true this could spell disaster! (Do they actually still sell Alphabetti Spaghetti?)
Muttley 17 Dec 8:54am, 17 Dec 2024 3,661 posts	0 Muttley Bullying was rife on the set of Sesame Street. Big Bird was often made to feel ostrich-sized.
um 17 Dec 9:08am, 17 Dec 2024 9,119 posts	0 um This is a public service announcement, for @Nellers Other supermarkets may be available.
Nellers 17 Dec 9:23am, 17 Dec 2024 44,358 posts	0 Nellers 👍🏻
3FrenchMs 17 Dec 1:51pm, 17 Dec 2024 25,398 posts	0 3FrenchMs There's a Christmas limited edition of Alphabetti Spaghetti too. No L.
richmachristmas 19 Dec 5:59pm, 19 Dec 2024 30,626 posts	0 richmachristmas Police person one " The victim was found impaled on an altar made entirely of antlers" Police person two "Dear God" "Looks that way"
Mountkeen 19 Dec 11:36pm, 19 Dec 2024 623 posts	0 Mountkeen I got pulled over by a traffic policeman last night on my drive home. He said, “This is a spot check”. I said, “I’ve got two blackheads and a boil on my arse.”
richmachristmas 20 Dec 7:44am, 20 Dec 2024 30,637 posts	0 richmachristmas I got stopped by a policeman for being drunk and disorderly. I asked why he thought I might be under the influence He said "you're staggering sir" "Well, you're quite the dish to, but what's that got to do with how pissed I am?"