Joke of the day........

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daz1927 Feb 2023 9:12pm, 13 Feb 2023 6,059 posts	0 daz1927 Went to audition for BGT. Simon Cowell asked what I did and I told him I sang out of my arse, ok he said the stage is yours . I pulled my jeans down and had a shit on the stage, WTF are you doing he asked. I told him I was just clearing my throat
Derby Tup Feb 2023 9:13pm, 13 Feb 2023 58,391 posts	0 Derby Tup He’s back
daz1927 Feb 2023 9:16pm, 13 Feb 2023 6,060 posts	0 daz1927 It’s almost like you missed me 😉
Derby Tup Feb 2023 11:05pm, 13 Feb 2023 58,398 posts	0 Derby Tup
swittle Feb 2023 12:11am, 14 Feb 2023 94,947 posts	0 swittle
richmac Feb 2023 7:44am, 14 Feb 2023 20,949 posts	0 richmac [I'm just glad the feckers hadn't actually built the death star]
AndyS Feb 2023 8:37am, 14 Feb 2023 1,799 posts	0 AndyS [I'm just glad the feckers hadn't actually built the death star] [That's exactly what they want you to think]
Big_G Feb 2023 8:40am, 14 Feb 2023 2,297 posts	0 Big_G
Jock Itch Feb 2023 1:16pm, 14 Feb 2023 13,838 posts	0 Jock Itch Daz out on bail.
GordonG Feb 2023 5:25pm, 14 Feb 2023 9,607 posts	0 GordonG Just bought my wife the ultimate Valentines gift. A hot air balloon trip across America.