Joke of the day........

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richmac Nov 2022 10:55am, 8 Nov 2022 20,144 posts	0 richmac 'Come as you are' 'Come as you're' Ziggart of Ure It's a stretch
Eynsham Red Nov 2022 11:41am, 8 Nov 2022 9,169 posts	0 Eynsham Red I was invited to a "Come as you are" party. So I came as an student accommodation block at UEA
Shortcut Cam Nov 2022 3:58pm, 8 Nov 2022 1,656 posts	0 Shortcut Cam My grief counsellor died. He was so good I don’t even care.
Jock Itch Nov 2022 4:00pm, 8 Nov 2022 13,780 posts	0 Jock Itch Reports are coming in that Boy George has been attacked by a reptile on the set of I'm a Celebrity. They should have got a calmer Chameleon, but apparently, they come and go.
Mountkeen Nov 2022 6:11pm, 8 Nov 2022 503 posts	0 Mountkeen Reports are coming in that Boy George has been attacked by a reptile on the set of I'm a Celebrity. Police are interviewing one Mathew Hancock.
Surrey Phil Nov 2022 8:04pm, 8 Nov 2022 8,718 posts	0 Surrey Phil Reports are coming in that Boy George has been attacked by a reptile on the set of I'm a Celebrity. He was heard shouting, "Do you really want to hurt me?"
Steve NordRunner Nov 2022 9:32pm, 8 Nov 2022 2,184 posts	0 Steve NordRunner … I really want to make you smile, said the crocodile.
bigleggy Nov 2022 12:06pm, 9 Nov 2022 7,068 posts	0 bigleggy My boss told me he’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off FetchEveryone and do some work. I’m not too worried, I think he’s just jokilkjhfakl jnm,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Mushroom Nov 2022 11:05pm, 9 Nov 2022 2,572 posts	0 Mushroom I'm sure my wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection. I mean, she's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
Derby Tup Nov 2022 5:40pm, 10 Nov 2022 57,282 posts	0 Derby Tup