Hi ,
It looks like you're using an ad blocker.



The revenue generated from the adverts on the site is a critical part of our funding - and it's because of these ads that I can offer the site for free. But using the site for free AND blocking the ads doesn't feel like a great thing to do, which is why this box is so large and inconvenient. Some sites will completely block your access, but I'm not doing that - I'm appealing to your good nature instead. Did you know that you can allow ads for specific sites, whilst still blocking them on others?

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Ian Williams aka Fetch
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Joke of the day........

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Mushroom
Mushroom
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Sigh
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I have a massive meeting at the bank tomorrow and, if it goes well, I'll be completely out of debt and be financially well off for the rest of my life.

I'm actually so excited by this I can barely put my balaclava on....
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
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Is "buttcheeks" one word?

Or should I spread them apart?
swittle
swittle
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^ [Opinions's divided]
Surrey Phil
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A split decision.
Diogenes
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( x )
jda
jda
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8:44am, 9 Jun 2022
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jda
Suggest you stick something between them.
Muttley
Muttley
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9:06am, 9 Jun 2022
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Muttley
What a cheek!
K5 Gus
K5 Gus
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That's a cracker
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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I thought it was a bum joke and was praying it was just a sample, and didn’t lead to a pile of similar gags

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