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GordonG 1 Apr 3:06pm, 1 Apr 2025 10,841 posts	Quote 6 pins GordonG Remember to not believe anything you read on the internet today. Not because it's April Fool's but because it's the internet.
Mushroom 2 Apr 9:36pm, 2 Apr 2025 3,609 posts	Quote 3 pins Mushroom An aardvark walks into a bar. The barman says, "Hello, can I get you a beer?" The aardvark says, "Nooooooooooo.." "Okay then," says the barman, "can I get you a glass of wine..?" The aardvark says, "Nooooooooooo.." "Righto," says the barman, "how about a nice Scotch whisky?" "Noooooooooo..." replies the aardvark. "Mmm," says the barman. "Cocktail?" "Noooooooooo..." comes the reply. Completely perplexed, the barman asks, "Why the long no's?"
Derby Tup 2 Apr 9:43pm, 2 Apr 2025 71,468 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup
Jason1969 6 Apr 6:15pm, 6 Apr 2025 13,889 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Liz Truss has handed her golden lettuce to Donald Trump.
richmac 6 Apr 6:23pm, 6 Apr 2025 33,094 posts	Quote Pin richmac This is jokes not current affairs
Mountkeen 8 Apr 9:59pm, 8 Apr 2025 676 posts	Quote 1 pin Mountkeen When people are sad, I let them colour my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
Ron Burgundy 9 Apr 5:36am, 9 Apr 2025 1,310 posts	Quote 1 pin Ron Burgundy My yogurt just fell off the table all by itself. It must be paranormal activia.
Mountkeen 10 Apr 9:46pm, 10 Apr 2025 677 posts	Quote 1 pin Mountkeen Here’s a joke for all the mind readers out there……………..
NordRunner 10 Apr 11:19pm, 10 Apr 2025 5,073 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner Ron Burgundy wrote:My yogurt just fell off the table all by itself. It must be paranormal activia. Same happened to my chicken and banana sandwich. It was either a poultrygeist or a poltergeest.
57.5 Degrees of Pain 10 Apr 11:23pm, 10 Apr 2025 28,129 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain Mountkeen wrote:Here’s a joke for all the mind readers out there…………….. Come on, I only just told that one next week.