Joke of the day........

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Nov 2021
9:01am, 1 Nov 2021
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Chrisity
Trying to decide who my favourite footballer of 1969 was. I was stuck between Rioch and Mark Place.

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en.wikipedia.org
Nov 2021
9:39am, 1 Nov 2021
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JK *chameleon*
Taking a shortcut last night, I cut through the estate where all the road names are named for French animals. As I turned into the ginnel, my exit was blocked by a giant bird of Arabian mythology.

I was stuck between the Roc and Canard Place.
Nov 2021
10:58am, 1 Nov 2021
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
On a run past the Globe Theatre, a man suddenly pointed a pistol at me.

I was caught between a Glock and the Bard's place.
Nov 2021
12:17pm, 1 Nov 2021
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trumpton riots
Flying from Belfast to Sydney, I realised that I was between ayres rock and cunard place
Nov 2021
12:32pm, 1 Nov 2021
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Mushroom
Driving through County Mayo to a local police station, I realised I was between Knock and a Garda place
Nov 2021
12:36pm, 1 Nov 2021
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Nicholls595
Nov 2021
1:00pm, 1 Nov 2021
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Derby Tup
(Very good)
XB
Nov 2021
1:50pm, 1 Nov 2021
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XB
(Quality)
Nov 2021
9:05pm, 1 Nov 2021
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Jock Itch
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
Nov 2021
2:20pm, 2 Nov 2021
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Neal
What's the proper name for a witch's cooking pot?

Ronald. Although it's cauldron for short.

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