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ChrisHB Dec 2023 12:18pm, 14 Dec 2023 22,840 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB "features that turn any ride into an adventure" (from this very website today, the Advent calendar). The very last thing I want when I go by bike to town, which has been the furthest I've cycled this year, I think.
GregP Dec 2023 12:24pm, 14 Dec 2023 149,693 posts	Quote Pin GregP Oh heck yes. Drama and excitement have their place. That place does not include, say, cycling to yoga or for that matter flying to the Americas.
Fragile Do Not Bend Dec 2023 5:12pm, 18 Dec 2023 11,903 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend Meaningless error message. Thanks PureGym.
fetcheveryone Dec 2023 5:17pm, 18 Dec 2023 29,968 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone I sometimes get a pop up for my banking app, and literally ALL it says is ‘OK’.
Oranj Dec 2023 8:32pm, 18 Dec 2023 4,030 posts	Quote Pin Oranj I sometimes get a pop up for my banking app, and literally ALL it says is ‘OK’.
Nicholls595 Dec 2023 7:23am, 23 Dec 2023 31,290 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Our toaster died this week. Just got the new one out of the box. Little disapooinred by No. 2
Diogenes Dec 2023 7:37am, 23 Dec 2023 83,469 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes It says avoid, it does forbid it completely. Get yourself in that bath with a sliced loaf and a pat of butter to hand and fill your boots.
Diogenes Dec 2023 7:37am, 23 Dec 2023 83,470 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes * does not *
Nicholls595 Dec 2023 7:43am, 23 Dec 2023 31,291 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Our toaster died this week. Just got the new one out of the box. Little disapooinred by No. 2 disapooinred? Never knew I could speak Afrikaans?
um Dec 2023 8:30am, 23 Dec 2023 8,053 posts	Quote Pin um 3 and 4 seem a bit contradictory 3. This appliance can be used by children .... 4. ASDA does not recommend allowing children to use this device