Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB
I don't think that is implied or that anyone* would be so daft.

Eat too much of any food and it will harm you. That is the meaning of "too much". There's no need for advertisers to state that.

*anyone intelligent enough to care about their cholesterol
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Ah yes, the commonly-encountered Hairbrush Tree.
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Summer is here

seen today on next.co.uk
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stiller Nachtläufer
ANTA C10 Pro Marathon Men‘s Running Shoes - The King Of The Front Hand

Top athletes in pursuit of the need to break records, in this case the athletes began to run close to the short running position, C10 PRO, from the short running position of the cleats designed and developed. Hydrogen Litech PRO, Anta's most advanced midsole technology, brings lightweight rebound. Dual drive carbon plate, longitudinal conducive to rolling, lateral conducive to stability, to achieve a high energy foot sense of propulsion. Seamless one woven upper, self-retractable package, suitable for different foot types, conducive to the control of various athletes. Bionic leopard paw outsole, leopard palm print road dense and delicate, large contact area, conducive to stop sliding, suitable for all-weather marathon scene. Characteristic colorful insoles, full of personality.
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Oscar the Grinch
Roger Federer - the king of the back hand
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Fragile Do Not Bend
That’s what I’m missing in my life, insoles with personality.
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Dvorak
I'd like a bionic leopard paw outsole.

(I'm guessing these might be Chinese shoes?)
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Dvorak
US$ 469.99 !! More expensive than the real thing.
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stiller Nachtläufer
(I'm guessing these might be Chinese shoes?)


I believe so, Dvorak. They were mentioned on the elite athletics thread - apparently they were what Kenenisa Bekele wore on his way to an MV40 world record at Valencia on Sunday, so I guess they were worth it for him.

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