Meaningless product descriptions

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Pou Pou LePhoõk Dec 2023 9:33am, 23 Dec 2023 4,219 posts	0 Pou Pou LePhoõk You could mount the toaster horizontally to the wall, and get it to eject hot waffles directly into your bath.
um Dec 2023 9:37am, 23 Dec 2023 8,054 posts	0 um Never mind waffles, if you mounted it horizontally, could you do cheese on toast in it?
Nicholls595 Dec 2023 11:34am, 23 Dec 2023 31,292 posts	0 Nicholls595 Mount it horizontally? Me, with my reputation?
ChrisHB Dec 2023 5:21pm, 23 Dec 2023 22,868 posts	0 ChrisHB I wouldn't buy or toaster or a kettle that didn't become hot while in use.
GregP Dec 2023 12:23pm, 28 Dec 2023 149,909 posts	0 GregP
Fragile Do Not Bend Dec 2023 7:44pm, 31 Dec 2023 11,953 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Is that better than being soaked in a fresh Kentish sodium chloride solution?
um Dec 2023 8:41pm, 31 Dec 2023 8,081 posts	0 um Far better ! Although I was born and brought up in Kent, “Wiltshire cure” is a special process. Originally a dry cure, it’s now a brine soaking for 5 days, then dry after that. And no smoking. So there! (Although I think many Wilts pig producers are finding the green subsidies more profitable than pig breeding, so the pig fields we used to see are now left fallow. Who knows if that’s good ir bad long term?)
Fragile Do Not Bend Dec 2023 11:33pm, 31 Dec 2023 11,954 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Ok so what’s so special about old Wiltshire brine?
um 1 Jan 8:48am, 1 Jan 2024 8,087 posts	0 um If I told you that, I'd have to burn this page. But, shhh, don't tell anyone, it's a mix of water and salt. And I guess used repeatedly so it's old? Oh, there's also unspecified 'other' nitrates and 'salt tolerant bacteria', whether good or bad
GregP 1 Jan 9:16am, 1 Jan 2024 149,979 posts	0 GregP That’s really bizarre. I shall update the header forthwith