Meaningless product descriptions

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4 Jan
9:09pm, 4 Jan 2024
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ChrisHB
One for the grammar pedants as well:

Welcome to Great Britain’s newest airline, operating a fleet of the latest technology Boeing aircraft with services tailored to our customer’s requirements.

"latest technology" in this case was launched in 1993.
4 Jan
11:03pm, 4 Jan 2024
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ChrisHB
Vivez mieux! (Live better!) advertising a French grammar course.
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5 Jan
8:47am, 5 Jan 2024
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[ Back to Boeing ...
Although I suspect the old 737-800 is more popular than the newest 737-MAX.
Is the 737-MAX a selling feature yet, or something most operators keep quiet about? ]
5 Jan
9:53am, 5 Jan 2024
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ChrisHB
Airlines very rarely advertise aircraft types. They may advertise fuel efficiency and relative quietness. Ryanair have punished Dublin airport this winter by replacing most MAX with -800s.

It strikes me it's also for the geography-and-politics pedants, unless the airline refuses to fly to NI.
6 Jan
6:27pm, 6 Jan 2024
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ChrisHB
[ possibly the MAX is a bit less popular today ]

Here is a clickbait failure:

The top five busiest train stations in Bexley revealed.
8 Jan
10:55pm, 8 Jan 2024
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ChrisHB
At Air Iveria, just as in Georgia – you are a dear guest, a friend with whom we have a meaningful exchange with delicious food and head in the clouds. No Sleep Interruption
9 Jan
11:08am, 9 Jan 2024
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GregP
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9 Jan
11:45am, 9 Jan 2024
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GordonG
Here is a clickbait failure: The top five busiest train stations in Bexley revealed.


That list in full (in the style of Private Eye)

1 Bexley
2...
3...
4 er
5 that's it.
9 Jan
3:31pm, 9 Jan 2024
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NordRunner
I'm not sure this is meaningless, exactly: I just can't believe this advertisement from the interwebs
It could come in handy for a little earner in my retirement. Maybe if I take my pension in Argentina.
9 Jan
3:36pm, 9 Jan 2024
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fetcheveryone
"Beyond the numb" :-)

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