Meaningless product descriptions

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Groundhog Dec 2023 8:53pm, 7 Dec 2023 5,874 posts	0 Groundhog Yep, it's all good.
stiller Nachtläufer Dec 2023 7:29am, 8 Dec 2023 1,011 posts	0 stiller Nachtläufer Sound should really come from the headphones, not from the ear(s).
I saw 3Ms come sailing in Dec 2023 7:43am, 8 Dec 2023 22,790 posts	0 I saw 3Ms come sailing in “Due to the building’s high specification, distinguished quality and contemporary design, it is considered that the proposed Lidl food store will enhance the surrounding area.” (To be built next to.... Sainsbury's!) Not exactly meaningless but certainly superfluous as a statement.
Nellers Dec 2023 7:48am, 8 Dec 2023 41,672 posts	0 Nellers How ugly is the Sainsburys if a new Lidl is going to noticeably improve things?
Carpathius Dec 2023 11:40pm, 8 Dec 2023 22,680 posts	0 Carpathius "distinguished quality" it's a bloody Lidl. They're all uninspiring blocks with a Lidl sign round the edges. TF have these people been drinking?
Red Squirrel Dec 2023 2:29pm, 9 Dec 2023 23,178 posts	0 Red Squirrel I'd like a bionic leopard paw outsole. I'd prefer a cheetah one, then I'd stand a chance of beating Bekele.
GlennR Dec 2023 9:15pm, 9 Dec 2023 73,726 posts	0 GlennR "We are developing accurate, transparent financial planning information to open up strategic conversations with senior leaders and transform the way finance is understood within the University. We are nurturing and support our colleagues to develop new skills, broaden their experience and we encourage colleagues with fresh ideas to contribute to creating the future." Of course, if anybody fancies the f****** job they can apply here: jobs.cam.ac.uk
um Dec 2023 8:33am, 10 Dec 2023 8,000 posts	0 um Didn't you volunteer to do that job as well GlennR (after you're blog the other day). This bit attracted me : They will add valuable input to the transition to financial transparency via financial review and analysis and will contribute to the development of co-ordinated and effective new financial policies and procedures to support planning and budgeting.
um Dec 2023 8:34am, 10 Dec 2023 8,001 posts	0 um "your blog" Doh!! Bloddy Apostrophes!
ChrisHB Dec 2023 3:00pm, 10 Dec 2023 22,831 posts	0 ChrisHB 'transparent' roughly means you can't see it, wouldn't you say?