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ChrisHB Feb 2021 11:05am, 27 Feb 2021 20,656 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB It's probably following one of your T-shirts from Oldham to Leipzig to Doha to Sao Paolo to Dublin to Vladivostock to Hanoi to Miami to Phuket to Mexico City etc
Carpathius Feb 2021 10:13pm, 28 Feb 2021 20,591 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius
chunkywizard Mar 2021 3:31pm, 1 Mar 2021 11,495 posts	Quote Pin chunkywizard obviously keeping costs low by not employing a proof reader.
Fragile Do Not Bend Mar 2021 2:52pm, 2 Mar 2021 7,962 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend Hematite Ring Hematite helps to absorb negative energy and calms in times of stress or worry. These rings absorb negative energies and can break if they’ve absorbed too much. This ever-stylish ring will add shine and sparkle to your fingers. It has been crafted from magnetized hematite, an element known for its ability to reduce pain and inflammation. Hematite rings appeal to both the male and female expressions. to protect the longevity of your ring: cleanse upon arrival (all are cleansed before being sent out) & set your intentions. make sure to cleanse often as they absorb negative energies. sunflowerjewels.com [Good way of marketing a rubbish quality product]
cackleberry Mar 2021 10:43am, 4 Mar 2021 2,008 posts	Quote Pin cackleberry Just noticed on the advert on the top of this very page, for Shetland Wool Spider arch compression socks it refers to the subtle smell of sheep material. Do you think they mean 'wool'?
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Mar 2021 11:05am, 4 Mar 2021 14,558 posts	Quote Pin MarkyMarkMark (3M) Or a smelly sheep?
cackleberry Mar 2021 1:58pm, 4 Mar 2021 2,009 posts	Quote Pin cackleberry Yeah, I wouldn't call wet sheep subtle. Nor a field full of mature rams.
Fragile Do Not Bend Mar 2021 1:36pm, 11 Mar 2021 8,031 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend Adidas Yeezy 450. I don’t feel I need to add anything further.
Rosehip Mar 2021 2:00pm, 11 Mar 2021 20,079 posts	Quote Pin Rosehip Oh, doesn't need words once you've seen the picture! wtf?
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Mar 2021 7:19pm, 11 Mar 2021 14,616 posts	Quote Pin MarkyMarkMark (3M) I thought it was a scallop shell at first.